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Celebrate marriage the honest way with this bold fluorescent ceramic mug featuring the slogan “Married Because We’re Both A Pair Of Cunts”. Perfect for couples who thrive on sarcasm, dark humour and zero sugar-coating.
With its bright fluorescent finish and durable print, this novelty mug is ideal for morning coffees, office desks or as a cheeky homeware piece that says exactly what everyone’s thinking.
⚠️ Contains strong adult language.
Dishwasher & microwave safe ceramic mug
Standard 11oz size – perfect for tea, coffee, or hot chocolate
Ideal for Christmas, birthdays or just because
Packaged for easy gifting


