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    Married Because We’re Both A Pair Of Cunts Mug – Fluorescent Funny Mug

    £10.99
      DESCRIPTION

      Celebrate marriage the honest way with this bold fluorescent ceramic mug featuring the slogan “Married Because We’re Both A Pair Of Cunts”. Perfect for couples who thrive on sarcasm, dark humour and zero sugar-coating.

      With its bright fluorescent finish and durable print, this novelty mug is ideal for morning coffees, office desks or as a cheeky homeware piece that says exactly what everyone’s thinking.

      ⚠️ Contains strong adult language.

      ✅ Key Features:

      • Dishwasher & microwave safe ceramic mug

      • Standard 11oz size – perfect for tea, coffee, or hot chocolate

      • Ideal for Christmas, birthdays or just because

      • Packaged for easy gifting

      RETURNS
      Any stock items can be returned to us within 14 calendar days of purchase provided the goods are still unused, in the original packaging and any sealing straps unbroken. If you wish to return goods simply send the item back to the address on our contact us page with a note giving your name, address, and telephone number.
      Once the goods have been inspected one of our sales department will contact you about your refund. We will refund your original purchase price excluding P&P. Return postage and returning your items is the responsibility of the buyer.

      * Please note Personalised items cannot be returned to us as these cannot be sold again. We only accept returns on personalised items if there is a fault with the product or if it has been made incorrectly on our behalf.

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